God,
What is up with this weather? I mean, sure the lawn hasn't died on me yet this year, but isn't it supposed to? I mean, this is southwestern Ohio, right? First week of August, shouldn't I be just totally stifled when I walk outside? Shouldn't I be overcome by heat and humidity? Shouldn't it be miserably hot all day, and the nights should be so thick with humidity you can slice through the air like a chicago pizza? But I read that July 09 was the coolest July in HISTORY!?!? Um, is something broken? Do we need to just like, reboot the weather program? Like, just hit RESTART or something? And while I'm questioning this, why is it worst on weekends? I hate to sound like a whiner, but damn dude, I've lived almost my whole life in the area, and I'm kind of missing those days when it would be too hot to walk on the driveway without shoes. I miss the idea of it being too hot to be at the pool and not be IN the pool the whole time. And don't get me wrong, those cheap bastards at the YMCA have the coldest damn water in pool HISTORY, but come on! I need some heat here, bro. It's August and it was raining all day today, flooding through the midwest and a high of 82 degrees. Where's the miserable heat? Where's the $400 monthly water bill from watering the lawn? I mean, I wore cargo pants tonight, PANTS! As Hannah calls them, long sleeve pants. I need some heat, I need some sun, I need some humidity. I'm not being selfish, I'm just being real here. God, please, don't take this the wrong way, but DAMN DUDE, I keep blaming the Channel 9 weather guy. Maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree here, huh? Other than that God, you're doing a super job, keep up the good work! And thanks again.
What is up with this weather? I mean, sure the lawn hasn't died on me yet this year, but isn't it supposed to? I mean, this is southwestern Ohio, right? First week of August, shouldn't I be just totally stifled when I walk outside? Shouldn't I be overcome by heat and humidity? Shouldn't it be miserably hot all day, and the nights should be so thick with humidity you can slice through the air like a chicago pizza? But I read that July 09 was the coolest July in HISTORY!?!? Um, is something broken? Do we need to just like, reboot the weather program? Like, just hit RESTART or something? And while I'm questioning this, why is it worst on weekends? I hate to sound like a whiner, but damn dude, I've lived almost my whole life in the area, and I'm kind of missing those days when it would be too hot to walk on the driveway without shoes. I miss the idea of it being too hot to be at the pool and not be IN the pool the whole time. And don't get me wrong, those cheap bastards at the YMCA have the coldest damn water in pool HISTORY, but come on! I need some heat here, bro. It's August and it was raining all day today, flooding through the midwest and a high of 82 degrees. Where's the miserable heat? Where's the $400 monthly water bill from watering the lawn? I mean, I wore cargo pants tonight, PANTS! As Hannah calls them, long sleeve pants. I need some heat, I need some sun, I need some humidity. I'm not being selfish, I'm just being real here. God, please, don't take this the wrong way, but DAMN DUDE, I keep blaming the Channel 9 weather guy. Maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree here, huh? Other than that God, you're doing a super job, keep up the good work! And thanks again.
Regards,
Joe
Ava calls her socks long sleev socks! Funny :-)
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