Why not follow Michael Phelps? Who's a cooler athlete than Phelps is? And I love the attitude he's laying on Milorad Cavic after this race. Cavic by the way, seems like an asshole. But for the record, i've never met the asshole, so I really can't say. But he SEEMS like an asshole is all. Anyhoo, since my beloved Reds are going through what they go through every mid-season, it's time for me to find something thats a sure thing. This year, it's Michael Phelps. This kid is awesome. He's the coolest athlete since Tiger Woods. If he plays his cards right, doesn't get caught with the weed in his hands again, he'll be larger than life again soon. Advertisers love him and now so do I. My favorite new sport is swimming. Sorry Reds, you made me do this. You drove me to this. And it's over (till spring training shhh).
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